southerndrawlinmypants:

Okay but imagine this: All the star trek Captains are kindergarten teachers and their crew are the children in their class. 

How wrong has Picard’s life gone if he’s teaching kindergarten?

How is it possible for anything to go that wrong

(via bookishbutcorruptible)

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

(Source: sergeantjerkbarnes, via xdominoe)

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

(via thedorkmistress)

prouvaireish:

the first person to upload a les mis dallas bootleg is the person that is destined to rule the world one day

(via aceprouvaire)

needsabouttreefiddy:

insufficient-co-captain:

You guys have you seen this

needsabouttreefiddy:

insufficient-co-captain:

You guys have you seen this

(via neavi)

decepticonartschool:

"hey, how do i get better at-"

image

(via neavi)

kawaguchi-samasanchan:

how i meet new people

kawaguchi-samasanchan:

how i meet new people

(via kepral)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via ironbull-bahorel)

strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

(via wintermintsoldier)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: A Category Five Kaiju


The fact that two of my friends have tagged this for me is justYesI have trained these ones well

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: A Category Five Kaiju

The fact that two of my friends have tagged this for me is just
Yes
I have trained these ones well

(via bookishbutcorruptible)