tony stark who has stark tower set to identify individual people as they enter by playing certain songs as they walk through the door or even take a step inside
steve and bucky walk in together and suddenly there is a garbled mix of both “the star spangled banner” and “enter sandman”
natasha steps through the door and suddenly “from russia with love”
bruce swings by from his lab and “blinded me with science” blares
thor bursts through the doors and “rock you like a hurricane” rattles the surround
hawkeye tries to slip in through a window and suddenly “surfin’ bird”
i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
Or we could just stop stereotyping people.