Nothing special, I promise

No, self.

Don’t stay up as long as it takes to watch all of Hannibal.

Go to sleep. You are in a comfortable bed for the first time in ages and we’re ignoring the fact that beds without another person are the worst. 

Comfy bed. Sleep.

Yes. Good.

Better than Hannibal. Maybe. I think?

Not really. But shush.

ethicalbutchering:

you know once hannibal gets caught and they all realize he’s a cannibal most people are going to be super traumatized.  but there will be this one person who just starts laughing hysterically because they finally got all of hannibal’s jokes

(via croik)

We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

(Source: ironelk, via andrewcentrism)

alphavenger:

can you imagine though if aiden and ethan fell in love with lydia and danny, like, forreal in love and left their pack and started doing everything to protect them, like, i can already picture deucalion sighing heavily and pinching the bridge of his nose like “fucking teenagers”

and then peter backflips into the room all “never underestimate the power of human loveeeee”, does a few somersaults and backflips out

(via relapsingtrainwreck)

winking-skeever:

Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”

(via eyes-wide-shut-unopened)

thegroovygatsby:

no, no, not star trek, TSAR trek! it is russian inwention! vas inwented by little old lady from leningrad!

(via bookishbutcorruptible)